nickiminajvevo:

whenever I tell my mom I can’t find something she’s just like

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(vía istimetoforget)


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Düsseldorf, Germany | 02.07

portugals-satan:

8bitatoms:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

sevvey6:

morbidamusement:

captain-snark:

bananamerlin:

maderadearquitecto:

Thermochromic table by Jay Watson

imagine banging someone on that table

imagine being home alone and seeing imprints on that table

noooooo stop

Imagine having a friend sit at that table for a long while, but when they get up there’s no imprints at all.

What if you got up after trying to console a crying friend, and found that you had no imprints… and they were crying because they missed you?

aaaah it was a cool table now it’s a horror/drama story

American Horror Story 4 : The Table

(Fuente: rialxoan, vía paranormalwings)


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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

Harry riding his motorcycle in Brentwood - July 22, 2014 

when the interviewer brings up fan fiction

slaythedayaway:

Calum:

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Michael:

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Ashton:

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Luke:

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each are self explanatory

(vía omglarrysextape)


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prettyxlittlexbaby:

retrogradeworks:

This is how fucking stupid you sound when you say, ‘No homo.’

LOL, I totally wanna start saying “No Beastiality” to my dog now though just cause it makes me laugh
channybee:

did someone say mafia!au? B)


supersmashthestatebros:

no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

(vía kfuego)


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